November 2011
4 posts
Me: “someones looking over the fence” Tyler: “thats ofFENCEive!!”
Nov 13th
K-POP PARTY AT BALLICEAUX TONIGHT :D :D :D
Nov 12th
Maves: “i guess my sister is my real bro”
Nov 11th
KFC’s mission statement: To always have chicken under the heat lamps.. when we need it! #StudyinWithMattAndRob
Nov 9th
October 2011
4 posts
David to Scott: You banged a girl in a McDonald’s?? ..Talk about a McLovin
Oct 17th
Becca’s umbrella is the shit
Oct 13th
Scott Fillipone: “im gonna beat perrys anus in”
Oct 7th
1 note
RT @SusanPowter: Try telling the fucking truth assholes…
Oct 6th
September 2011
20 posts
David: “Hmm I dunno… type in ‘gaga diamond teeth’ and let’s find out!
Sep 29th
BOOOORREDDD!
Sep 29th
Sep 28th
I wonder if its possible to get a fountain soda machine in your house!
Sep 27th
Haseeb: “Tumnus, ya gotta get low, man
Sep 22nd
Old lady: Did you taste her cookies? Other old lady: Oh yeah.
Sep 20th
Haseeb: I feel like if my mind had a dick, it would be getting a blowjob right now. Forever;
Sep 17th
Im drunk and about to see Calvin Harris. My life is awesome.
Sep 11th
Jalepeno kush
Sep 10th
Haseeb: so this one time i heard about Double Dragon, but i didnt know what it was, then i looked it up, and i found out what it was
Sep 8th
Me: wheres all your roommates? Tyler: fuckin murdered.
Sep 7th
1 tag
Sep 6th
31,697 notes
Photo: judeophile: http://t.co/s7LKVK7
Sep 5th
Sep 4th
Photo: http://t.co/n6JyIoX
Sep 4th
Photo: denim chicken cupcakes http://t.co/6gdb15k
Sep 3rd
4 tags
Sep 2nd
256 notes
7 tags
Sep 2nd
58,570 notes
4 tags
Sep 2nd
3,457 notes
I'm smart enough to know how dumb I am.
I was reading one of my textbooks today and I was just thinking about how much I have left to learn.  For some reason, this sentence just popped into my mind: “I’m smart enough to know that I’m not that smart.” I like to think of myself as a smart person; I mean I’m logical, decent at figuring things out, alright at remembering things, and I make an effort, which I...
Sep 2nd
August 2011
7 posts
Me: Wanna play the hat game? Haseeb: Do we wear hats? Me: No but we put one in the middle. H: Where the fuck are we supposed to get a hat?!
Aug 29th
7 tags
Aug 26th
2,363 notes
Aug 26th
Aug 26th
12,719 notes
Aug 26th
27,190 notes
Aug 26th
108 notes
Haseeb: the feeling i got was that pokemon are pretty dumb
Aug 1st
July 2011
24 posts
Omg haaaaasshh is amesome
Jul 31st
Its so quiet outside…
Jul 30th
Me: Let’s go, I’ll drive! David: Yay! …I’ll suck.
Jul 29th
Righteous, right bro? That’s Henrico!
Jul 29th
Me: you ever watch fresh prince? Jordan: you kidding? Thats like asking if a little baby cows ever been milked by.. another cow
Jul 26th
Will: Yoshi is a chill time.
Jul 25th
Haseeb: Dude, im glad that you’re awesome and like, my friend.
Jul 24th
police sirens
Jul 23rd
Jul 18th
6 notes
Me elio grant lee are drinkin before lil wayne. Lees makin me 2 PBJs and a glass of milk. Life complete
Jul 17th
Haseeb: the only upside to dentistry is laughing gas
Jul 16th
Matimoe: putting chilli on the cheeseburger big bite is like putting diarrhea on the poop.
Jul 15th
“I’m not even hungry because that’s too much work”
– Kameron Jones (next door neighbor)
Jul 14th
Jul 14th
534 notes
Me: i dont think haseeb knows whats going on. Haseeb: nah dude im lost, like im still thinking about 5 minutes ago.
Jul 14th