November 2011
4 posts
Me: “someones looking over the fence” Tyler: “thats ofFENCEive!!”
K-POP PARTY AT BALLICEAUX TONIGHT :D :D :D
Maves: “i guess my sister is my real bro”
KFC’s mission statement: To always have chicken under the heat lamps.. when we need it! #StudyinWithMattAndRob
October 2011
4 posts
David to Scott: You banged a girl in a McDonald’s?? ..Talk about a McLovin
Becca’s umbrella is the shit
Scott Fillipone: “im gonna beat perrys anus in”
RT @SusanPowter: Try telling the fucking truth assholes…
September 2011
20 posts
David: “Hmm I dunno… type in ‘gaga diamond teeth’ and let’s find out!
BOOOORREDDD!
I wonder if its possible to get a fountain soda machine in your house!
Haseeb: “Tumnus, ya gotta get low, man
Old lady: Did you taste her cookies? Other old lady: Oh yeah.
Haseeb: I feel like if my mind had a dick, it would be getting a blowjob right now. Forever;
Im drunk and about to see Calvin Harris. My life is awesome.
Jalepeno kush
Haseeb: so this one time i heard about Double Dragon, but i didnt know what it was, then i looked it up, and i found out what it was
Me: wheres all your roommates? Tyler: fuckin murdered.
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I'm smart enough to know how dumb I am.
I was reading one of my textbooks today and I was just thinking about how much I have left to learn. For some reason, this sentence just popped into my mind: “I’m smart enough to know that I’m not that smart.”
I like to think of myself as a smart person; I mean I’m logical, decent at figuring things out, alright at remembering things, and I make an effort, which I...
August 2011
7 posts
Me: Wanna play the hat game? Haseeb: Do we wear hats? Me: No but we put one in the middle. H: Where the fuck are we supposed to get a hat?!
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Haseeb: the feeling i got was that pokemon are pretty dumb
July 2011
24 posts
Omg haaaaasshh is amesome
Its so quiet outside…
Me: Let’s go, I’ll drive! David: Yay! …I’ll suck.
Righteous, right bro? That’s Henrico!
Me: you ever watch fresh prince? Jordan: you kidding? Thats like asking if a little baby cows ever been milked by.. another cow
Will: Yoshi is a chill time.
Haseeb: Dude, im glad that you’re awesome and like, my friend.
police sirens
Me elio grant lee are drinkin before lil wayne. Lees makin me 2 PBJs and a glass of milk. Life complete
Haseeb: the only upside to dentistry is laughing gas
Matimoe: putting chilli on the cheeseburger big bite is like putting diarrhea on the poop.
I’m not even hungry because that’s too much work
– Kameron Jones (next door neighbor)
Me: i dont think haseeb knows whats going on. Haseeb: nah dude im lost, like im still thinking about 5 minutes ago.