Perry's thoughts on life

Me: “someones looking over the fence” Tyler: “thats ofFENCEive!!”

K-POP PARTY AT BALLICEAUX TONIGHT :D :D :D

Maves: “i guess my sister is my real bro”

KFC’s mission statement: To always have chicken under the heat lamps.. when we need it! #StudyinWithMattAndRob

David to Scott: You banged a girl in a McDonald’s?? ..Talk about a McLovin

Becca’s umbrella is the shit

Scott Fillipone: “im gonna beat perrys anus in”

RT @SusanPowter: Try telling the fucking truth assholes…

David: “Hmm I dunno… type in ‘gaga diamond teeth’ and let’s find out!